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Tweak says, "KNEEEEEEEL!"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-04-20 21:42:00

At work today I :

Took a large mouthful of a cup of tea only to realise the milk was several weeks off.
Had to swallow the tea so as not to offend the little old lady.
Was used as a climbing frame by one of the cats from hell
Tripped over one of the aforementioned cats and banged my chin on the sideboard, lost my footing and fell awkwardly on the floor.
Had to hobble home.

I now have; scratches on my thighs where the claws dug in, a bruise forming under my chin and a sprained ankle. It is what is known as a bad day.

So now I am not going into work tomorrow, am painting my toenails for when I go to St Mungos tomorrow and sitting on the couch with a tub of ice cream, flaky chocolates and my book of choice.

I am not getting out of my Falcons strip for anything. This is a Duvet Day.

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	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
	She wouldn't even accept the mud! Aww, don't feel that way! After all we're going to help you discover your kinks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:53 am UTC (link)
	The mud? What mud? Oh, no, I remember. That was weird. Maybe she just doesn't like mud. This sounds like a therapy. Although isn't it usually the reverse in that case? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she's just repressed! You should help her open up. What? Having you unlearn your kinks? That wouldn't be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
	~~Yes, because I'd be a good example of...not...wait.~~ I'll keep that in mind. Sounds possibly painful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I sense sarcasm again. SIGH. Though I guess we could do it that if you liked that sort of thing... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Am I making you sad, Mr. Tremlett? :( Damn! You've found me out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:00 am UTC (link)
	.... Would you like to speak with my father? We should start writing your kinks down. You know, make a list and what not. 1.) Cages 2.) Pain 3.) ?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course not! Why would you say such a thing, Mr. T? 3.) Buying sweets for Troubled Young Blokes (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:05 am UTC (link)
	I am also not that American bloke who wears too many necklaces. 3.) Pedophile, gotcha. 4.) ?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Ohh, yeah, that show...I forget what it was called. You know, you're lucky I don't remember much about that, because I would be sorely tempted to bombard you with quotes. Big guy, he was, right? 3.) WHAT. 4.) Knocking band mates out and sealing them up in walls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:11 am UTC (link)
	I haven't the faintest what you are talking about. 3.) YOU READ IT! 4.) That doesn't seem like much of a kink, but I guess it could be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:12 am UTC (link)
	You do. 3.) That's not what I meant and you know it! 4.) If it'll shut you up, we'll say it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Nope, so don't! 3.) Do I? Because that is what is sounded like to me... 4.) It'll probably make me add another number onto my list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:16 am UTC (link)
	You brought up the "bloke who wears too many necklaces". 3.) I'm insulted that you seem to have forgotten that you're the Troubled Young Bloke. You're the only one for me, Don! 4.) Well then go ahead. Although you're getting lazy, with all of these "???"s. Expecting me to do all the work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:18 am UTC (link)
	I plead the fifth. 3.) Aww... Now my heart is all aflutter! 4.) Well I can't say I know you all that well in the bedroom department to know what you like. 5.) Pain because obviously you're a masochist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Pain was #2. LAZY. Daddy is not happy, Don. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:22 am UTC (link)
	True! But I just remembered the correct word for it. So I guess we can change number 5 to dominatrix, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Stop it! I'm not a bloody woman! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Ha. Well let's see if I can't dig up the name for a man who does that... Dominator or master. Take your pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 06:30 am UTC (link)
	~~Well, technically, I'm the master of my dog...and don't you dare make #6 beastiality or I really will~~ I'll let you do the honors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-04-21 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't. Really, please. And the masculine form of dominatrix would be dominus/dominator - lit. Master which is where we get the term 'domestic' and 'domicilliary' - domus meaning house/household/abode. I'm going to go back to ignoring you and Mr Tremlett now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)