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Tweak says, "he would kick an ass or two"

Sin (_sin_) wrote,
@ 2012-05-08 17:48:00

Alright, kiddies. Someone, anyone, want to explain this fascination with guns? I’m honestly so damn tired of waking up to the news channel telling me so and so was shot in the face. It’s old, it’s boring, and if we are being completely honest here, guns are for pussies. Wow, you killed someone from across the room, slow fucking clap for you. Do it right, get in nice and close and slice someone open. Stop being so afraid to get your hands dirty. Now if anyone needs me I will be boycotting the news channels until once again someone can do something spectacular to impress me, you know, when they find a nice collection of body parts stored in jars in a basement.

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	_sin_ 2012-05-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	You could say that. Probably not, never had a gun pointed at me yet. I would be more dissappointed than anything if I were to get shot because they clearly weren't driven enough to want to feel my blood on their fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 01:51 am UTC (link)
	That is a lovely mental image. I know I want to feel your blood on my fingers one day. No. No I do not. I hope, for your sake, you never get shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jaydewilson 2012-05-09 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Stop hitting on Sin, Pacey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Fuck off. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
	The chance has come and gone. Maybe next lifetime we'll see if you can win a prize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 02:40 am UTC (link)
	If you believe in that sort of thing. Me, I could just use a broken bottle if I didn't have reasons to keep you alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Someone's feeling cocky tonight. You never cease to amuse me. For the record though, let's hear this list of reasons why you're keeping me alive. We already did mine for you, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm only alive because you like Jayde. We've covered that, yeah. That's basically the only reason you're alive. She likes you. And you're worth a drink. Though you've now caused me more problems than normal. The list grew excessively shorter in the past two hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Whenever you feel big enough we can always try it again. I have the feeling you couldn't go all the way through with it. You'd probably stop after I let out the first whimper and that's such a shame, Fratboy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-11 02:09 am UTC (link)
	You're a psychopath. Did you know that? I'm not a killer, I'm a lover. A damn good one, at that. Too bad you missed out by running away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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