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Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-10-05 10:30:00

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got money, hollywood, mark zuckerberg, ready for those flashing lights, the social network

Marcus: The Social Network
So, some of you may have noticed a little movie detailing Facebook's creation has come out. No big deal, you probably haven't even seen the ads. Not like they're everywhere and there's no escaping them.

$22,445,653 so far and set to climb, considering that it's actually getting good reviews. Color me surprised. When I found out they were making a movie about Mark and the creation of Facebook, I laughed my ass off and waited for the Razzie Awards to roll in. But here we are after opening weekend, and it's at 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Who'd have guessed?

[Amber]
All right, so you took out most of the edits I made to the script, which wasn't a surprise because you hate things that are funny. But how come Mark comes off as such an asshole? How'd that slip through the cracks? I thought there was a whole "Don't show Mark being a douche in public because it looks bad for the site" policy, as you love reminding me.

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	friendme_ 2010-10-07 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Alli, if I wanted my name to be The Grand Duchess Amber McAwesome of the Kingdom of Facebook, I am awesome enough to pull it off. Never doubt that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 02:41 am UTC (link)
	But see, I'm awesome enough to pull off a name like Grand Duchess Zéphyrine Boxxy Noella Xena von Trappington, which kicks the shit out of your "Kingdom of Fags" bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Alli, I want you to promise me something: If we ever get our own kingdoms, those kingdoms will wage bloody, terrible wars on each other that will scar the landscape forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Only if my armies get to salt the earth in giant cock formations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Duh! We'll arrange your burned peasants and destroyed crops to form the words 'LIKE IT' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
	For every thumbs-ups on my landscape, four cocks and a middle finger will scar yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I slash your personal information into the bedrock of the Earth, complete with phone number, address, and invitations to your house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good, because I'd have gone to my other castle by then, the one guarded by bears, velociraptors, and kraken, but since you're kind enough to broadcast to announce your info to the world, you could expect an assassin's arrow through the tits while you sleep, and four hundred pizzas delivered on horseback. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Foolish message board, I am guarded by legions of cannon fodder Justin Bieber fans and the fake accounts of fictional characters. Including Gandalf. NONE SHALL PASS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hatemachine
2010-10-07 03:44 am UTC (link)

Hah. HAH! You presume me the petty tyrant of a tattered kingdom but I, I am the warrior-queen who conquered 420chan, 7chan, 5chan, Gurochan, and every nearly-identical barbarian tribe who once terrorized the hills and moors of Chanland. I laid siege to Scientologia for a hundred days and nights, my armies breathe the air of Hell and halitosis, and your blue and white fortress walls will crumble before the might of my legions of John Locke and Kraken.

For Allison Channing does simply walk into Mordor, Amber.

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	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Pfft, you presume to challenge me? The kingdom of Facebook has survived seiges, service outages, and lawsuits galore. The birth of New Facebook shook the foundations of the Internet. I have spread to every corner of the cyber world, and I have made myself truly immortal. You will prove a worthy opponent, but one day, all your Internet are belong to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hatemachine
2010-10-07 04:18 am UTC (link)

You are hardly the first ruler to think herself important, little thing. I have seen the rise and fall of so many a kingdom- the topple of empires greater than yours, who had the blessing and friendship of their false god Tom, and what makes you any different? You spread like a plague, absorbing and converting everyone and slaughtering those who resist you and yes, you may grow powerful and yes, you may conquer the lands even beyond the Bandwidth Sea, but my kingdom is a fierce one, and even your empire has swayed before under our attack.

You are powerful, but I am legion. Your armies will die on my pikes and under my swords; greater tyrants than you have tried to best us.

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	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Do not think to compare me to that swine MySpace. They were weak and lacked vision, and they would have crumpled beneath the weight of their own mediocrity and pedophiles even if I had not conquered them first. But oh, how sweet was my victory. All information flows through me. I will never crumple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	...what the fuck is wrong with the two of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Your mother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	The closest thing I have to a mother is Internet rage. ...so maybe that is what's wrong with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Nah, you have pretension and laziness. Rage is my momma. Well, maybe my molestery stepfather. Something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	The entire Internet shat bricks when New Facebook came out. Best birthday I could have asked for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:41 am UTC (link)
	In their (our?) defense, New Facebook looks like Myspace's abortion had an abortion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Hey, hey, none of us look pretty when we're born. Amber punching me in the face didn't help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
	You had an abortion for a face. At least you grew up cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Duh, because I'm awesome. And there's terrible beauty in Facebook drama. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Lol, that's one word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You make claims loftier than the gods, claims of control and flow. What are you but one more empire, a bloated Goliath looking for its David? Where order exists, I cause chaos; where there is control I undermine. One day your cities will fall, Facebooke, and I will see them burn. If ever I fall, it will be with you, and we will go down together as foes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps. Or perhaps you and your users will turn on each other. Jackals like yourselves have no loyalty. All it would take is one great cataclysm, and your kingdom will collapse into factions. But either way, it will be a battle for the ages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Jackals? Hah! The only loyalty we have is to our state. We have factioned before, and always they fall back into my kingdom. Our feud will shape history, Duchess Amber, and scar the Earth forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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