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Tweak says, "Where are Sam and Dean?!"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-10-01 19:11:00

Right, spit it out. Which one of you posh twats tastes like diamonds? Don't make me lick you all because I fucking will.

[Theo Nott]
Aurora Malfoy is sniffing around your boy. Typical fucking Malfoy.

Did anything actually happen at the ball with Kit? Or afterwards.

[Draco Malfoy]
Don't tell me you were actually moping in public? Suck it up, buttercup. Merlin's balls. Come to the pub and get drunk with me and the boys. Apparently, Goyle has a big announcement to make.

[Frank Longbottom]
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

You're welcome.

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sunslammer
2017-10-02 03:09 am UTC (link)

Yeah, they did do that, didn't they? On the whole, under the circumstances, I think I can be the better person.

[Pansy]
Hey, I may have missed the two years at school when we were all at our cutest, but I have made efforts to stay in touch. Or get back in touch. Especially with people as delightful as my boy Theo.

You heard from him? Is his dad being an arse about the stupid gossip? I wouldn't be surprised if the Malfoys locked Aurora in the cellar, and it's not as if she even likes me.

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pugnacity_
2017-10-02 10:30 am UTC (link)

So admirable. Truly a role model.

[Kit]
And yes, Theo is delightful. I haven't heard from him personally, but I think one of the boys has spoken to him. His Dad would be an arse even if Theo's name wasn't mentioned. I'll ask around.

And the Malfoys don't like anyone, mate, but they're probably too preoccupied with sucking up to the Potters right now. So, Aurora should be out of the cellar by sundown. Your conscience is clear!

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sunslammer
2017-10-02 03:04 pm UTC (link)

I live to inspire.

[Pansy]
Yeah, his dad's kind of the worst, but that doesn't mean I want to be responsible for any browbeating, you know?

Sucking up? That'll be the day. Positioning themselves for the backstab, more like. You know, it's funny, I grew up resenting court and nobles and all of it because of my parents' attitude toward the whole thing, but as a freewheeling adult, I have to admit, all this drama is excellent.

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	Kit pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. I've told Theo to just find his own place, but he won't. The drama is pretty hilarious - especially when you're just a spectator, I agree. They get so worked up over stupid shit, then they calm down, and then a week later they get all worked up over the exact same thing but in a different outfit. We ought to make a game of it. Noble drama bingo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy sunslammer 2017-10-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see why. Pansy. Pansy. Please Pansy, can this be a real and serious thing. I can see it now! "She Wore The Same Dress Even Though She Knew It Was My Thing." "My Undeserving Child Should Have Gotten That Promotion Over His Undeserving Child." "They Spoke To Each Other, They Must Be Shagging And I Won't Stand For It." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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