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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-10-01 19:11:00

Right, spit it out. Which one of you posh twats tastes like diamonds? Don't make me lick you all because I fucking will.

[Theo Nott]
Aurora Malfoy is sniffing around your boy. Typical fucking Malfoy.

Did anything actually happen at the ball with Kit? Or afterwards.

[Draco Malfoy]
Don't tell me you were actually moping in public? Suck it up, buttercup. Merlin's balls. Come to the pub and get drunk with me and the boys. Apparently, Goyle has a big announcement to make.

[Frank Longbottom]
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

You're welcome.

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	sunslammer 2017-10-01 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	I do, but tragically I'm not anywhere near the throne, so I don't think they meant me. Frankly I think it's a little rude to claim that anyone else tastes like diamonds when that's obviously my thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-10-01 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sue. I would. It's the only logical response. Although they already mentioned your name twice, you little page hogger, and they said you were scrumptious. So... [Kit] And I didn't know that you knew Theo! What a deliciously small world. I like when that happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sunslammer
2017-10-02 03:09 am UTC (link)

Yeah, they did do that, didn't they? On the whole, under the circumstances, I think I can be the better person.

[Pansy]
Hey, I may have missed the two years at school when we were all at our cutest, but I have made efforts to stay in touch. Or get back in touch. Especially with people as delightful as my boy Theo.

You heard from him? Is his dad being an arse about the stupid gossip? I wouldn't be surprised if the Malfoys locked Aurora in the cellar, and it's not as if she even likes me.

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pugnacity_
2017-10-02 10:30 am UTC (link)

So admirable. Truly a role model.

[Kit]
And yes, Theo is delightful. I haven't heard from him personally, but I think one of the boys has spoken to him. His Dad would be an arse even if Theo's name wasn't mentioned. I'll ask around.

And the Malfoys don't like anyone, mate, but they're probably too preoccupied with sucking up to the Potters right now. So, Aurora should be out of the cellar by sundown. Your conscience is clear!

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sunslammer
2017-10-02 03:04 pm UTC (link)

I live to inspire.

[Pansy]
Yeah, his dad's kind of the worst, but that doesn't mean I want to be responsible for any browbeating, you know?

Sucking up? That'll be the day. Positioning themselves for the backstab, more like. You know, it's funny, I grew up resenting court and nobles and all of it because of my parents' attitude toward the whole thing, but as a freewheeling adult, I have to admit, all this drama is excellent.

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	Kit pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. I've told Theo to just find his own place, but he won't. The drama is pretty hilarious - especially when you're just a spectator, I agree. They get so worked up over stupid shit, then they calm down, and then a week later they get all worked up over the exact same thing but in a different outfit. We ought to make a game of it. Noble drama bingo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy sunslammer 2017-10-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see why. Pansy. Pansy. Please Pansy, can this be a real and serious thing. I can see it now! "She Wore The Same Dress Even Though She Knew It Was My Thing." "My Undeserving Child Should Have Gotten That Promotion Over His Undeserving Child." "They Spoke To Each Other, They Must Be Shagging And I Won't Stand For It." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy Parkinson gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Hah hah hah! You're a shoo-in for that employment offer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-02 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Sweet. Dreams really do come true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-02 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Did I miss reading it in the Prophet, or are you no longer couch hopping? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Well, technically I was never just couch hopping. I have spent a fair few nights on the floor, but then also in fancy honeymoon suites at hotels. It's a wild ride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Living the high and low life all at once? Do you need somewhere to stay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-07 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Never a dull moment -- even when I sort of want one. Sort of. Wait -- do you mean with you guys? Wouldn't it be weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I simply cannot believe you would ever want a dull moment. You're our niece, why would it be weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-15 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone needs to use the bathroom, Uncle Frank. At least once in their lives. Because I have a particular set of habits that may make things awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	And what set of habits is that? You can't drop such curious information and not divulge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dancing around the kitchen in my underwear and singing along to Celestina Warbeck is a renowned favourite of my peers'. Also, staying out late, coming home at weird hours and eating all your bread. Just think of me as an antisocial singing duck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-15 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest: I expected nothing less. Wear a robe if you dance around and the rest can be accommodated and/or ignored. It's not like we live in a flat, I doubt we'd hear you come and go. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy maldraconis 2017-10-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	I don't mope...but I will take that drink. You know you can't believe that paper. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2017-10-02 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Of course, you don't mope. The Prophet are such liars, I know. So, why were you moping? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy tigerinsun 2017-10-02 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Did you tell your father, yet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Alice pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	What, that he's a boring moron? I tell him that every day. I even charmed his breakfast cereal to spell it out in his bowl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy tigerinsun 2017-10-08 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I told him that when we were children over 20 years ago -- so you're a little slow in that department. ...but you did one up me with the breakfast cereal. Do you need any galleons? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy ready_or_nott 2017-10-02 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~He isn't~~ ~~She doesn't even~~ ~~He isn't~~ ~~I don't like her~~ I saw him at the ball. I was friendly. He is very popular so I did not take up too much of his time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Theo pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you can stop worrying. He already likes you -- even used the word 'delightful'. And he was concerned about your Dad being an arsehole. Reckon you're in. (Reply to this) (Parent)