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Tweak says, "I'm so bad at being gay."

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-10-01 19:11:00

Right, spit it out. Which one of you posh twats tastes like diamonds? Don't make me lick you all because I fucking will.

[Theo Nott]
Aurora Malfoy is sniffing around your boy. Typical fucking Malfoy.

Did anything actually happen at the ball with Kit? Or afterwards.

[Draco Malfoy]
Don't tell me you were actually moping in public? Suck it up, buttercup. Merlin's balls. Come to the pub and get drunk with me and the boys. Apparently, Goyle has a big announcement to make.

[Frank Longbottom]
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

You're welcome.

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	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-02 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Did I miss reading it in the Prophet, or are you no longer couch hopping? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-06 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Well, technically I was never just couch hopping. I have spent a fair few nights on the floor, but then also in fancy honeymoon suites at hotels. It's a wild ride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Living the high and low life all at once? Do you need somewhere to stay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-07 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Never a dull moment -- even when I sort of want one. Sort of. Wait -- do you mean with you guys? Wouldn't it be weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I simply cannot believe you would ever want a dull moment. You're our niece, why would it be weird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-15 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone needs to use the bathroom, Uncle Frank. At least once in their lives. Because I have a particular set of habits that may make things awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	And what set of habits is that? You can't drop such curious information and not divulge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank pugnacity_ 2017-10-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dancing around the kitchen in my underwear and singing along to Celestina Warbeck is a renowned favourite of my peers'. Also, staying out late, coming home at weird hours and eating all your bread. Just think of me as an antisocial singing duck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy gentlemanfarmer 2017-10-15 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest: I expected nothing less. Wear a robe if you dance around and the rest can be accommodated and/or ignored. It's not like we live in a flat, I doubt we'd hear you come and go. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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