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Pansy Parkinson ([info]pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-10-01 19:11:00

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Right, spit it out. Which one of you posh twats tastes like diamonds? Don't make me lick you all because I fucking will.

[Theo Nott]
Aurora Malfoy is sniffing around your boy. Typical fucking Malfoy.

Did anything actually happen at the ball with Kit? Or afterwards.

[Draco Malfoy]
Don't tell me you were actually moping in public? Suck it up, buttercup. Merlin's balls. Come to the pub and get drunk with me and the boys. Apparently, Goyle has a big announcement to make.

[Frank Longbottom]
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

You're welcome.


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Alice
[info]pugnacity_
2017-10-06 09:21 pm UTC (link)
What, that he's a boring moron? I tell him that every day. I even charmed his breakfast cereal to spell it out in his bowl.

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Pansy
[info]tigerinsun
2017-10-08 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I told him that when we were children over 20 years ago -- so you're a little slow in that department.

...but you did one up me with the breakfast cereal.

Do you need any galleons?

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