Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "not in my house!"

Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me
  • Create Account
  • IJ Login
  • OpenID Login
Search by : 
  • View
    • Create Account
    • IJ Login
    • OpenID Login
  • Journal
    • Post
    • Edit Entries
    • Customize Journal
    • Comment Settings
    • Recent Comments
    • Manage Tags
  • Account
    • Manage Account
    • Viewing Options
    • Manage Profile
    • Manage Notifications
    • Manage Pictures
    • Manage Schools
    • Account Status
  • Friends
    • Edit Friends
    • Edit Custom Groups
    • Friends Filter
    • Nudge Friends
    • Invite
    • Create RSS Feed
  • Asylums
    • Post
    • Asylum Invitations
    • Manage Asylums
    • Create Asylum
  • Site
    • Support
    • Upgrade Account
    • FAQs
    • Search By Location
    • Search By Interest
    • Search Randomly

Pansy Parkinson ([info]pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-12-06 23:30:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Snow always makes me miss Hogwarts.

[Draco]
After hiring some help (namely Crabbe, Goyle and Tracy), I've very nearly finished the final chapters of my erotic novel. It's complete trash and it's awful but I LOVE IT. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is entirely coincidental and they can't prove otherwise. Trixie Lestrudel is definitely, DEFINITELY not a real person.

Thinking of leaving some manuscripts lying around Diagon and Knocturn - a little Christmas present to the good people of Wizarding Britain. What do you think? Haven't told the others yet, so keep it under your hat for now. Yeah? At least until I finish it.

Oh and heads-up, you should skip chapters 1-3 and probably chapters 14, 17 and 27.

[Added later]

And chapter 31.


(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]pugnacity_
2017-12-11 11:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I know, but Christmas at Hogwarts was the best. Remember when we finally managed to brew our own moonshine in the Slytherin common room? Crabbe couldn't see straight for days. Happy times.

When the air is just cold enough, I can almost still taste it. Can you?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ready_or_nott
2017-12-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I do remember. Crabbe certainly had....ambition to find the bottom of a bottomless pint.

I agree though. Christmases at Hogwarts were indeed the best.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


(Read comments) -


Home | Site Map | Manage Account | TOS | Privacy | Support | FAQs