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Pansy Parkinson ([info]pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-04-15 21:29:00

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He got his what stuck where?! GOYLE, you absolute legend.

Oh, and I'd like to clear my father's name from the list of potential baby-daddies, please. He's not cool enough to get involved in a scandal like that. His idea of a wild time is adding honey to his morning porridge, or wearing a whimsical pair of socks to work. Definitely not the type to go around shagging princesses.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-15 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Dunno. He might've had a wild side back in the seventies. You can't know for sure, can you?

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I wish. But I've seen the photos and he was just as much of a dork back then. Worse, actually, because he hadn't quite worked out how to grow a beard.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-15 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Just because he was lame doesn't mean he wasn't kinky.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Maybe, you're right. The quiet ones usually are the kinkiest. I'll leave some nipple clamps on the coffee table and see if he gets all nostalgic.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-15 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Let me know. Now I'm curious.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:54 pm UTC (link)
It's wrong that I'm kind of excited about this.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Only if you think of him as your father instead of a potentially kinky, randy sex god in hiding. You had to have gotten it somewhere, after all.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 10:51 am UTC (link)
He went to Ireland on a "business trip" last month. I bet that was a cover-up and he was actually chained up in the broom closet for three weeks. Classic Dad.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Classic. You ought to check his wrists for signs of bruising.

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[info]madetobleed
2018-04-15 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Pity. I could definitely think of worse candidates.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Hah, yeah. You could be Malfoy's sister-cousin. Nice.

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[info]madetobleed
2018-04-15 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Lovely. If I am, I don't particularly care, but I will say I'm not a natural blonde, so I'm not too worried about that.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
You'd have peacock feathers growing out your arse, too.

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[info]madetobleed
2018-04-15 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Well. There are some advantages to being a Metamorphmagus.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 10:46 am UTC (link)
Nice.

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[info]beneviolent
2018-04-15 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I'd agree with you about Goyle, but truth be told, I'm surprised he managed to get himself stuck in anything, all things considered. I suppose a little swelling goes a long way.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:00 pm UTC (link)
He will never, ever, ever live this down. I'm going to his place later, I need to see this bottle. More than I've ever needed anything in my entire life. You should come.

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[info]beneviolent
2018-04-15 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Only because it's you, and I've got nothing better to do with my Sunday.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:55 pm UTC (link)
You know you have questions for him, too.

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[info]beneviolent
2018-04-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
You forget I shared a dormitory with him for seven years. Any questions I may have had were answers years ago.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 10:45 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, story time. I'll bring the beer.

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Pansy
[info]beneviolent
2018-04-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Wine, Parkinson, at a minimum. If I wanted grainy, yeasty sludge, I'd ask Millicent.

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Blaise
[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Wine? Fucking Hell, why is it always wine? Tastes like arse, hurts like Hell the next day. Let's meet in the middle and go for Firewhisky, yeah? We can give Goyle the empty bottle afterwards.

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[info]maldraconis
2018-04-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
He's an absolute something all right.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I want to know who gave him the idea in the first place. He'd surely not think of it on his own.

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