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Tweak says, "This. Is. MAAARTHAAAA!"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-04-15 21:29:00

He got his what stuck where?! GOYLE, you absolute legend.

Oh, and I'd like to clear my father's name from the list of potential baby-daddies, please. He's not cool enough to get involved in a scandal like that. His idea of a wild time is adding honey to his morning porridge, or wearing a whimsical pair of socks to work. Definitely not the type to go around shagging princesses.

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	pugnacity_ 2018-04-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, I wish. But I've seen the photos and he was just as much of a dork back then. Worse, actually, because he hadn't quite worked out how to grow a beard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-04-15 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just because he was lame doesn't mean he wasn't kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-04-15 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe, you're right. The quiet ones usually are the kinkiest. I'll leave some nipple clamps on the coffee table and see if he gets all nostalgic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-04-15 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Let me know. Now I'm curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-04-15 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's wrong that I'm kind of excited about this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-04-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Only if you think of him as your father instead of a potentially kinky, randy sex god in hiding. You had to have gotten it somewhere, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-04-16 10:51 am UTC (link)
	He went to Ireland on a "business trip" last month. I bet that was a cover-up and he was actually chained up in the broom closet for three weeks. Classic Dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-04-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Classic. You ought to check his wrists for signs of bruising. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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