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Pansy Parkinson ([info]pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-04-15 21:29:00

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He got his what stuck where?! GOYLE, you absolute legend.

Oh, and I'd like to clear my father's name from the list of potential baby-daddies, please. He's not cool enough to get involved in a scandal like that. His idea of a wild time is adding honey to his morning porridge, or wearing a whimsical pair of socks to work. Definitely not the type to go around shagging princesses.


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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-15 09:54 pm UTC (link)
It's wrong that I'm kind of excited about this.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Only if you think of him as your father instead of a potentially kinky, randy sex god in hiding. You had to have gotten it somewhere, after all.

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[info]pugnacity_
2018-04-16 10:51 am UTC (link)
He went to Ireland on a "business trip" last month. I bet that was a cover-up and he was actually chained up in the broom closet for three weeks. Classic Dad.

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[info]enfeu
2018-04-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Classic. You ought to check his wrists for signs of bruising.

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