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Tweak says, "I love my soul family."

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-05-25 15:30:00

Fuck off, rain. Nobody wants you.

[Malfoy]
We're still not speaking, but if you could get some cheeky holiday snaps of Bellatrix and Rabastan chilling out by the pool, then I may find it in my heart to forgive you. Wouldn't say no to a picture of your dad, either, but he'll probably send me those himself.

These are my terms.

[Slytherpals minus Draco]
Reckon any shit's going to go down tomorrow night? It's too perfect an opportunity for these wankpuffins to pass up, right?

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Pansy

maldraconis
2018-05-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)

That's probably why my mother likes her; she is proper. I like her too, actually. She's always been polite at least, even before. I suppose as soon as our parents are done with their negotiations they'll tell us. Eventually.

Have you tried telling my mother and aunts what not to do? I can suggest it, but it certainly doesn't mean they'll listen. I think it's a rather good idea and I suppose announces our intent just as well. Are you sure you're not cut out for this Head of House thing?

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	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	And what about Granger? Estella knows about her, right? I mean, she hasn't been living under a rock. It's just common sense, Malfoy. I have my moments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2018-05-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Her father knows -- so I suspect does she. But she's been too polite to say anything about it. I meant what I said before, I'd do anything to protect Hermione. If that means distancing myself, then so be it. That's good. Because I'm sure you're not far from a marriage match yourself. Your parents don't seem the type to just let you be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I can't imagine Daddy Dearest would keep something like that from his precious baby girl. Seriously, man, are you sure you've thought this through? I know they're your family and all, but they're creepy and they murder people. My parents can eat a bag of dicks. I'm not marrying anyone unless I genuinely like them and/or they're killer in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy

maldraconis
2018-05-26 04:12 am UTC (link)

Yes -- which is why it was something I initially tried to avoid. But they are family and if I am to do this, at least making the rest of my family happy will be a benefit. And Ella is pleasant enough. It's just with her, I will have to make concessions.

A whole bag? That's an upgrade from a bowl, but still below a swimming pool. Here's hoping you like someone that they like in return.

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	Malfoy pugnacity_ 2018-05-26 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. You could just run away and live with me in New Zealand. I hear there's other wizards there, and elves and something about short men with hairy feet? So Crabbe will fit in nicely. A swimming pool of dicks, eh? Is that another insight into your wholesome family holiday? I'll be waiting for your photographs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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