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Tweak says, "she already done had herses"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-05-25 15:30:00

Fuck off, rain. Nobody wants you.

[Malfoy]
We're still not speaking, but if you could get some cheeky holiday snaps of Bellatrix and Rabastan chilling out by the pool, then I may find it in my heart to forgive you. Wouldn't say no to a picture of your dad, either, but he'll probably send me those himself.

These are my terms.

[Slytherpals minus Draco]
Reckon any shit's going to go down tomorrow night? It's too perfect an opportunity for these wankpuffins to pass up, right?

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm stunned they didn't throw the lot in Azkaban, or even strip away their titles. Or at the very least demote them and take away their properties. You'll get a thirteen carat flawless canary diamond ring. We'll see how in love she is when his wife is having his children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pugnacity_
2018-05-25 10:28 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, that was weird. I suppose there was no actual proof that any of them were involved in Rodolphus' scheming, punishing them all might have appeared tyrannical. Either that or James is just too soft for his own good. Whatever. If they are guilty, then they're bound to make a mistake sooner or later.

Another one? I'll add it to the pile.

Please, I've just had lunch.

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Soft. Trying to make a statement, showing he's more merciful than Orion. Pick your poison. Perhaps I'll only splurge for a ten carat diamond, then My deepest apologies. I'll refrain from mentioning Draco's reproductive ability in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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