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Tweak says, "im in ur internet, offendin u"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2021-02-09 19:06:00

Fucking bitch in the park threw some fried chicken for my dog. I nearly pushed her in the canal.

Reminder for stupid people: do not give food to other people's pets without asking permission from the owner. Especially food from a grotty little kebab shop.

[Malfoy]
Not related to the above story before you ask -- I'm doing something illegal and I want your take on it. No strings or culpability attached. I'd ask Blaise, but I figured a Malfoy would have fewer scruples. You're a dodgy bunch.

Speaking of which, there have been rumours lately. Have you heard?

[Roger]
How's that promotion working out for you?

[Neville]
Anything interesting happen at the party?

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	pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Love beagles. My neighbour growing up had one. Learned how to open the gate with its nose and went on all sorts of adventures. Probably. Hah! What makes you think I'd have a massive dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-09 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	A woman of clear tastes. See?! Bastards are smart and just playing along like he's listening to me. I don't know -- good question. Guess I just assumed you'd want something big and intimidating like to keep people away. Far away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	He's definitely plotting something, mate. Nah. That's why I bought Longbottom a sword for Christmas. My dog is a Pomeranian. Tiny cloud with legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-10 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Always plotting something, usually around my stuff. THAT WAS YOU?! I thought I heard something about a sword during the last get together. Those little fuckers are cute. Finch's last girlfriend was a Pomer, good dog. Better behaved that's for damn sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I hope the conversation was at least mildly euphemistic, otherwise what a waste. Boots is mostly well behaved. Can yap up a storm when he wants to, often for no good reason, but otherwise, he's pretty chilled out. Who is Finch's current girlfriend then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-10 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no -- though I guess he would have reason for revenge. He's a free pup. Always on the prowl, looking for the next Miss Right. Head held high so the ladies can admire. When I was single, he was good at working a crowd, now I'm his side kick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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