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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2021-02-09 19:06:00

Fucking bitch in the park threw some fried chicken for my dog. I nearly pushed her in the canal.

Reminder for stupid people: do not give food to other people's pets without asking permission from the owner. Especially food from a grotty little kebab shop.

[Malfoy]
Not related to the above story before you ask -- I'm doing something illegal and I want your take on it. No strings or culpability attached. I'd ask Blaise, but I figured a Malfoy would have fewer scruples. You're a dodgy bunch.

Speaking of which, there have been rumours lately. Have you heard?

[Roger]
How's that promotion working out for you?

[Neville]
Anything interesting happen at the party?

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	daringnerve 2021-02-09 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Bloody. Monster. Who the fuck does that? Unless my dog takes it from you, do not give it to him without my permission, yeah? It's not that hard. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and Boots isn't the brightest pup. He'd take a stick of dynamite off someone if it was offered. What breed is your dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-09 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	Cutest little fucking beagle you've ever seen. He's damn clever too...unfortunately...but mostly he's just a traitor these days. What you got -- Great Dane? Wolfhound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Love beagles. My neighbour growing up had one. Learned how to open the gate with its nose and went on all sorts of adventures. Probably. Hah! What makes you think I'd have a massive dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-09 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	A woman of clear tastes. See?! Bastards are smart and just playing along like he's listening to me. I don't know -- good question. Guess I just assumed you'd want something big and intimidating like to keep people away. Far away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	He's definitely plotting something, mate. Nah. That's why I bought Longbottom a sword for Christmas. My dog is a Pomeranian. Tiny cloud with legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-10 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Always plotting something, usually around my stuff. THAT WAS YOU?! I thought I heard something about a sword during the last get together. Those little fuckers are cute. Finch's last girlfriend was a Pomer, good dog. Better behaved that's for damn sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I hope the conversation was at least mildly euphemistic, otherwise what a waste. Boots is mostly well behaved. Can yap up a storm when he wants to, often for no good reason, but otherwise, he's pretty chilled out. Who is Finch's current girlfriend then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daringnerve 2021-02-10 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no -- though I guess he would have reason for revenge. He's a free pup. Always on the prowl, looking for the next Miss Right. Head held high so the ladies can admire. When I was single, he was good at working a crowd, now I'm his side kick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pans semperdraconis 2021-02-09 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	First -- fuck you. Second -- when it comes to dodgy, we both know I'm better at it. But if you're asking for my father's measurements again, see my first point. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Draco pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I already know all of your father's measurements by heart. ALL of them. But nah, apparently the worst boy band in existence has reunited. Heard it from several different sources. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy \| Draco semperdraconis 2021-02-09 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	If you're doing something illegal with boy bands, isn't this a discussion with Longbottom? Still. I'm curious. Go on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy \| Draco pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're obsessed with Longbottom, mate. This is the second time you've mentioned him in a week. Do you need to talk about it, or...? The boy band I'm referring to is the Death Eaters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy \| Draco semperdraconis 2021-02-09 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Probably because of that Gryffindor gathering he put together -- I hear about those things now. Don't worry, I don't like him more than you now. .... I'm confused. I thought you just wrote 'Death Eaters' but that can't be correct. And not very funny. Even for you, Parkinson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy \| Draco pugnacity_ 2021-02-09 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Don't tell me you went to that, too? I'm not laughing. In fact, I nearly threw up the first time I heard the rumour. Then I tried to brush it off as pub talk - you can't trust pub talk. But everyone has been talking about it today. Some sort of dark magic Death Eater related shit has happened, but I don't know what. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy \| Draco semperdraconis 2021-02-10 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely not. I could think of a thousand other things I'd rather do, plus -- not a Gryffindor. But from what I hear...that wasn't required. Shite. You're serious. What makes them think -- alright. Dark magic doesn't automatically mean Death Eater, right? And... He can't be back, why would they return? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy | Draco

pugnacity_
2021-02-10 10:09 pm UTC (link)

Well, it's not a party without at least ONE of us there. Even the Gryffindorks understand that.

You're right, dark magic isn't exclusively Death Eater. There are many breeds of douchebag out there, after all. However, no smoke without fire blah blah blah. Something else must tie them in somehow.

And 'why would they return?' Have you SEEN the 'state' of the country? The Ministry is actively encouraging BLOOD TRAITORISM. SHOCK HORROR. GASP. Yeah, I know 'traitorism' isn't a word. But this is hardly the wholesome pureblooded dystopia Lord Dickbox had planned for us all. Perhaps someone wants to fix that? And/or get revenge.

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Pansy | Draco

semperdraconis
2021-02-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)

Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!

Alright, if that's true -- a lot people, old allies, pureblood families...they've either been forced to change or at least publicly shut up about it. There's no telling who they're targeting or may target.

I mean, yes, sure, I would expect some upset. But if they're moving from grumbling to something else...this could be bad. Really bad.

Merlin, now I want to vomit.

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	Pansy \| Draco pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Most of the 'worst ones' are dead or in Azkaban though, right? I know they let your father off, but that was a "special case"...or whatever. I suppose there are always enough dickheads in the world to fill their shoes, but not so soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	herbololee 2021-02-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Merlin, I don't even want to think of the awful stomachache the pup could have after that! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Luckily, he seems fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	swaggerbadger 2021-02-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Some people have no respect for other people's pets. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Some people are morons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy roger_davies_ 2021-02-10 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Terrible. Good. You pick. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Roger pugnacity_ 2021-02-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	I was hoping for terribly good. Is it good more often than it's shit, at least? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy roger_davies_ 2021-02-11 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's been a challenging and unique change of pace. I'm not unhappy with the work, I just... it's hard to put into words, like. (Reply to this) (Parent)