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Tweak says, "Where is this reality?"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-04-13 13:03:00

Can't decide which piece of gossip I love the most. Shocking stuff.

[Bole]
"Was he helping her home like a good lad?". You owe me a cup of coffee because I spat mine all over the paper whilst reading that. You still dallying with Abbott, then? Little scamp.

[Malfoy]
I haven't seen your name in the gossip column for ages, Malfoy. Fix that. Call it an early birthday present - you know your little adventures always put a smile on my face.

[Oberon]
Is Cousin Estella really shagging Longbottom? I hear he needs a Remembrall just to find -- [...] actually, no, I think that might have been Finnigan.

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	Pansy ashesofashes 2017-04-13 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Please. She has standards Have our mothers set a date yet? Or do you intend on eloping with Pucey first? I'm working on my five year plan. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Oberon pugnacity_ 2017-04-13 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Thank fuck for that. If they have then they haven't told me. And no eloping. That would be disgustingly romantic, and not my style. Besides, isn't eloping supposed to be done on the spur of the moment? Planning would defy the point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy ashesofashes 2017-04-14 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Besides, I'm inclined to believe Longbottom could never get it up, injury or not, so there's no reason for him to slobber all over my cousin. So you're going through with this? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy lucabole 2017-04-13 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	You should take that one up with the Prophet, not me. They're the fools who cost you the drink. As for Abbott, she's been a friend for a while. I helped her dumb drunk arse home just like I would've done for your dumb arse. No dallying around. Good girls aren't much fun when they're engaged. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Bole pugnacity_ 2017-04-13 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be sending Pettigrew my coffee bill. Please, I can drink you under the table, if anything I'd be helping your drunk arse home. She actually engaged then? Or is it more like me and Oberon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy lucabole 2017-04-13 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Please. We both know you can't out drink me. Keep up maybe, but definitely not out drink. You're confusing me with your fool pet. No, she's actually engaged. She likes him. Personally I think he's a tosser, but hey, it's not my life being ruined in the name of children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bole pugnacity_ 2017-04-13 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're all my fool pets, it's just that some of you forget your place in my little kennel. Good to know - you can never tell with these noble types if the marriage is based on an actual fondness or just the desire to reproduce perfect little pureblood shitbags. Plenty more pretty blonde fish in the sea, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy lucabole 2017-04-13 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry babe, you don't put out for me nearly enough for me to still be a pet. Well, she seems to like him. But blondes are definitely fun. But you know me, I'm not that particular to need a hair color. Just hot as fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pansy maldraconis 2017-04-14 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm keeping a low profile, Pans. You're the exciting one now with your engagement to my cousin. I'm settled in with a princess now. (Reply to this)