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[01 Oct 2018|10:26am] |

DROP BOX
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[15 Jun 2017|10:51am] |
Riding Rory through the skies of London never gets old. Might need to give the flying charms a bit of a tune up. I feel like I used to be able to get a lot higher than I do now. I haven't gained weight have I?!
( Private to Marauders )
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[29 May 2017|10:35am] |
I hear in Siberia they have yeti wrestling. You wrestle a fucking YETI and if you survive, they throw you this big parade and a party and give you money and everybody in town wants to have sex with you. I think I could do it. I mean, yeti are big fuckers but like...they aren't so tough! Right? I remember in Care of Magical Creatures class that they melt if you spit on them. Or maybe those were bog worms...
EITHER WAY! Pretty sure I could do it.
Fair warning, I may be very inebriated right now.
( Private to Remus )
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[26 Apr 2017|09:10am] |
Do Jinn exist? I mean, I know muggles call them 'genies' and they grant wishes with magic or whatever but like...are they a muggle fantasy or did they nick that from us as well? I must have fallen asleep in missed that class. If they are out there...I'd very much like to meet one.
( Peter )
( Remus )
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[17 Apr 2017|12:09pm] |
Never have I wanted a chocolate frog more in my entire life than I do right this moment.
( Private to James )
( Moody )
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[14 Apr 2017|10:08am] |
Rory needs some attention. Gonna take him out for a quick spin. Probably need some fresh air anyway.
( Kreacher )
( Private to Self )
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[10 Mar 2017|09:48am] |
Brought Rory in for a tune up. New tires, brake check, lift-charm reworking and everything. Need to keep my baby healthy! Toying with the idea of a side-car, but I keep thinking it'll look bloody awful. I mean, I'd look like a ponce riding around with one of those. So if you want a ride, you'd best be ready to get close and personal.
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( Private to Remus )
( Private to Kreacher )
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[23 Feb 2017|11:07am] |
WHos gott 2 thumbs, is drunk, and was NOT invited by his family to his own brother's funeral? THiS GUY!!
( Private to Marauders )
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[14 Feb 2017|02:24pm] |
Valentine's Day. I forget, is this one the muggles stole from us or did we steal it from them? Either way, the prices of chocolates have skyrocketed and I won't be breaking bloody Gringotts for a truffle. If you don't mind, this single soul will be having an entire pizza all to himself.
( Private to Prongs )
( Private to Moony )
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