RARRR KITZILLAAAA

YER A LIZARD, HARRY


Bobby and I have purchased 40 seats for midnight. Even given the size of his ass, we can't fill them all ourselves. If you haven't already dibsed one, do it now! They are $9.50 each. We'll be in the common area all day, watching some wizard flicks, collecting your hard-earned cash, and occasionally dueling.

Something wonderful happened today.

( OOC:Cut by me. Kitty don't cut. )

If anyone needs me, I'll be eating pizza and chewing gum. All day.

GUYS! Good news! My jaw is no longer wired shut!

... It's rubber banded shut, and I still can't open it, but overall, I'd say that it's a definite improvement.

Smoothie celebration in the common room at 6!

IT BEGINS.

Good afternoon, everybody. This is just a quick warning.

( (OOC: Cut by me) )

Enjoy the rest of your day!

<3,

Kitty

If all goes according to plan, I should be able to open my mouth again by the 4th of July! It will hurt, but I've been told that I will be able to do it. As long as everything heals right.

For all who were wondering, I totally kicked the ass of the calc test I missed last week.

( Bobby )

( Sam )

( Noah )

( Ali )

( Jubilee )

I should probably apologize to everyone who I keep texting excessively*. I'm definitely compensating for the annoying mouth situation by letting my fingers do the talking. Hopefully the habit will go away once they cut the wires.

Now that I'm off of the medication that prohibits me from operating heavy machinery, I'm driving into town this afternoon to pick up things that I can blend down to liquid form. If anyone wants to come along after class, I have three empty seats in my car. If I decide that I do need to take my opiates, someone else is going to have to drive, but the trip must go on, even if I end up having to be shoved into the baby seat in the shopping cart because I keep falling asleep while walking down the aisles.

So text me or let me know here or come and knock on my door (I'll be waiting for you).


*Except for Piotr, who I'm probably not texting (or sexting)enough.

Look, everybody! It's the inside of my head!

( CT Scan! )

Pretty sexy, huh?

AHOY, MATEYS!

Ye be all invited to a pirate movie marathon tomorrow (Saturday) in the second floor common room in Pierce hall! Movies will be startin' at 10am. Only pirate movies will be shown, with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies showin' last. Then, after nightfall, we'll storm the movie theater and see Pirates of the Caribbean 4!

Come dressed as a pirate or I'll have me first mate introduce you to the pointy end of his sword.

Yarr,

Captain Kit Lockjaw

P.S. If ye be havin' no cuts or scrapes on ye, go ahead and put on makeup so the lily-livered scurvy news dogs don't know what to believe when we set sail.

P.P.S. If ye don't be havin' pirate garb, say so here and someone will dig something up for ye.

( Private )

So there's a crazy rumor going around that I might get discharged tomorrow evening. Woo.

My mom sole my cmoputr because I fell asleep but then I wokeup to pee and saw her on it! She was on tetsy. Moose.

( OOC: Cut by me )

Hello, this is Terri Pryde, Katherine's mother. The last thing she did before falling asleep was to forbid me from writing an embarrassing note to everyone just because I know that she'll be out for a while.

I would just like to say thank you, on behalf of both her father and myself, for all of the support, thoughts, gifts and well-wishes. We've gotten to know a few of you over the past four days, and even though Kitty doesn't remember most of it, I'm sure she also appreciates the time that many of you have spent visiting and leaving messages.

Thank you.

( Cut by me )

For anyone who doesn't already know, my jaw has been wired shut and will continue to be wired shut for about 6-8 weeks. So that's cool.

( Cadets )

( Other new cadet recruits )

Everyone else is as nerdishly psyched about the museums this weekend as I am, right? I may or may not be mapping them out to figure out the best way to do it so I hit them all.

Some general notes:

1) I want a Segway.

2) New life goal: Ninja Warrior.

3) I just woke up from a dream involving Ziggy. So here's a beautiful mother/baby picture from a shopping trip we took him on: ( OOC: Cut by me )

My short lived stint as a teen mom was one that I will never forget (until I do). Big thanks to Tony for knocking up the entire school. I knew you had it in you, buddy!

( Jubilee )

( Bobby, Sam, and Marie-Ange )

( Teddy )

Does anybody have a 1966 Chevrolet Sportvan 108 that I can borrow? Ideally with a spare tire on the front?

Thanks in advance,

Katherine

In honor of the last day with our fake babies, here's Ziggy's favorite song. Glee version, of course.

Just remember, everybody. Don't stop believing.

Oh, and his second favorite song.

Bitches really ain't shit.

Anyone else think that because the school has saddled us with fake babies on Mother's Day, they should throw some kind of brunch for all of the mothers they've created? Or at the very least, a school-sponsored Teen Mom marathon?

Given how little sleep he's allowed me to get, I just want to publicly pat myself on the back for not having accidentally phased through Ziggy. Yet. Now that I've said that, I probably will.

But really, I don't think that should count. It wouldn't hurt a real baby.

Ninja Warrior marathon on G4. Anyone who is still awake, come to the common room right now. Bring snacks.

Prydecrest out.