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Tweak says, "Ding dong the witch is dead."

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-26 18:53:00

I've decided that I'm never moving from this couch again. Or at least not for the next couple of days.

Logically speaking, I think I overate on the third roast potato but - in my defense - they were awfull tasty, ~~and I'd do it again.~~

Theres a pile of presents under the tree, and should your name begin with the letters O, P or M then there is a high likelihood that they are for you.

I'll send them. Once I can move.

And fasten my skirt again.

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	Orsino _penny 2009-12-27 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	But it makes shoes so very, very shiny. ~~Oh?~~ Oh? Poor you, having hot blonde women draped all over you. Its a trial. One I'm sure you'll bear with dignity and courage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-27 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'd rather have not-so-shiny shoes than be gagging while trying to make them pretty. Yes, it is a hard knock life for me, so trying on my virtues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Orsino

_penny
2009-12-27 11:04 pm UTC (link)

I Some people tie a handkerchief over their mouth to stop the gagging. Or so I've heard.

Utterly. My heart bleeds for you.

A hundred years ago, you'd have been known as a cad or a rake. Although why a garden instrument I dont know. But yes, women would have swatted you with their purses as you ran off with their daughters.

Virtues? And which one is your favourite?

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	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-27 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Such compassion. Wow, that's not very nice. And I've never been swatted with a purse in my life. Other things, perhaps, but usually in an attempt to get my attention to sign an autograph. Er... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Orsino

_penny
2009-12-27 11:17 pm UTC (link)

Why on earth would anyone swat you with anything in order to get an autograph? That defies logic. And frankly, its just rude to hit someone you don't know.

If it happens again, remember to point your elbows. Many a time I've had to use them, they're my secret weapon.

I dont mean it a non nice way. You're a very lovely rake. In fact, possibly you're too nice to be a rake. But you'll make a smashing Bond.

Er?

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	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-27 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't question fan logic. I just fear it. Though if I pointed my elbows and accidentally hit someone, then all the tabloids would say how I assaulted a fan. Bond-rake, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-27 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever considered a bubble charm? Then you could simply roll through the fans. Or wrapping yourself up in bubblewrap? But be careful, once you start to pop, you can't stop. Bond-Rake? Indeed! A cravat and a suit and you're all good to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-27 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I try not to make people think I'm insane, but one day I may reach that point of desperation. Muggles have some very odd inventions, admittedly amusing ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-27 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're in a band. You're supposed to cultivate an air of mystery and well, bonkersness. All the greats have that. Muggles are frankly - brilliant - and one of my goals in life is to wrap myself up in bubble wrap and roll down the sand dunes. Possibly whilst in possession of a potion to stop the inevitable nausea that will come from all that rolling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 12:01 am UTC (link)
	True. I will have to settle for my air of mediocrity instead. Wouldn't rolling down a sand dune wrapped in that stuff not really make the bubbles pop much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 12:04 am UTC (link)
	You could create an alter ego. How about a spaceman with a fondness for silver lycra? Or invest in black eyeliner? Thats sort of the point. Wouldn't it be fantastic? I'm going to have to do it at some point before I become too Responsible. Or wait until I'm over 80. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Not really my thing, and Merton's already got the eyeliner thing down. Wouldn't want to steal his thunder. Besides, I'm already also Rake-Bond, and an irregular murderer. I will eventually wind up confused. Ohhh. Well, I suppose. You could do it anyway and say you had a bout of madness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Its a skill of his I envy. I tried eyeliner once, ended up crying for nearly ten minutes after poking my eye repeatedly with it. You're right, you have a lot of alter egos there. Add them together and you turn into the ultimate Bond Villain - minus the fluffy white cat. But seven is a good start. Do you think anyone would fall for that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 01:57 am UTC (link)
	He is distressingly good with it. Seven's much cuter than a white cat. Possibly. It's worth trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Penny _penny 2009-12-28 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Years of practice - I bet he was the only teenage boy with an extensive eyeliner kit. Well. Yes. But not as evil looking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't shock me. White cats aren't evil looking. Now, black cats... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 02:57 am UTC (link)
	White cats are evil. Try owning one and keeping a pair of black trousers black. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
	That could be a problem, you're right. But at least they are harbingers of doom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
	All black cats need is a tin of tuna and a cuddle. Doom averted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Generally I am not willing to risk finding out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I think the world could be solved with tuna and a cuddle. Why? Feeling like a black cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Well I know they supposedly bring good fortune, but I can safely say that every single time I've come across a black cat, something bad has happened within the next twenty-four hours. So I've taken to steering clear whenever possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You could wear rose coloured glasses - then there would be pink cats everywhere. I'm still going with the cuddle hypothesis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Probably more dark fuchsia. So you're a cuddler, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Well, I'm not the type to chase after people and demand they give me a cuddle, but there is something very satisfying about a decent hug. I might be considered slightly - and only slightly - tactile. Why are you not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)