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Tweak says, "I'm multiple and OK!"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-04-20 21:42:00

At work today I :

Took a large mouthful of a cup of tea only to realise the milk was several weeks off.
Had to swallow the tea so as not to offend the little old lady.
Was used as a climbing frame by one of the cats from hell
Tripped over one of the aforementioned cats and banged my chin on the sideboard, lost my footing and fell awkwardly on the floor.
Had to hobble home.

I now have; scratches on my thighs where the claws dug in, a bruise forming under my chin and a sprained ankle. It is what is known as a bad day.

So now I am not going into work tomorrow, am painting my toenails for when I go to St Mungos tomorrow and sitting on the couch with a tub of ice cream, flaky chocolates and my book of choice.

I am not getting out of my Falcons strip for anything. This is a Duvet Day.

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	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 04:44 am UTC (link)
	I could do that. Both, even. I have a decent sum of money, somehow. You wouldn't enjoy it otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 04:45 am UTC (link)
	You make very tempting offers. Does this mean you are going to be Penny's Sugar Daddy? Obviously! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
	~~What is wrong with~~ Yes, Don. Exactly. You are terribly perceptive. You should have to wear a sign that warns people not to respond to your obvious insanity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 04:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm sensing sarcasm. That isn't very nice. Here I just asked a simple question. Sigh. Youth today. But that would take the fun out of everything! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 04:54 am UTC (link)
	You have...what, three years on me, if that? Old Man Tremlett, you are so full of wisdom. Although apparently I'm your Sugar Daddy, since it's you who gets the lollies and popsicles and so on. Oh, I don't know. I think it'd be quite fun. Like going to the zoo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Gasp! Don't make me older than I am! Two years, thank you very much. Oh, that's true. Promise not to loan me out too much though, Elizabeth might get suspicious. Wink wink. Got a thing for cages? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:02 am UTC (link)
	I'll try to keep our arrangement subtle. I hope she doesn't read the journals! Of course. Are you volunteering? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Of course she doesn't. She keeps out of my magic things, says they confuse her. I do have to warn you that Wednesday nights are off limits though. That's hump day and darling Elizabeth likes her hump nights. You are turning out to be a kinky bastard, Thrusty. I wonder what other fetishes you have... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:10 am UTC (link)
	~~Merlin, Don, you think I want to know about your hump day traditi~~ Checking that one off, I guess I'll have to fill my Wednesday nights some other way. Keep on wondering, because that's about the best you can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you could get Penny to fill it. Wink wink some more. Oh I'm sure I can do more than wonder. I could always experiment! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:21 am UTC (link)
	What a novel idea, Don. How nice of you to suggest such a thing. And how do you propose to do that? ~~Why am I goading you on?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I thought as much. With the way you two are I figured you hadn't realized. Oh you know... Buy some cages, maybe some costumes since you mentioned a zoo and various other odds and ends. I do happen to have a Sugar Daddy who's quite loaded, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

oneandtwoand
2010-04-21 05:33 am UTC (link)

Yes, I hardly ever talk to her. She seems quite nice, though. Perhaps I should see if she'd like to go out some time? I'm not sure if she'd remember me. That would be terribly embarrassing.

Oh, fancy that! Must be a nice life. I'm afraid I don't have much means to buy all those cages and costumes and all, what with all the money I've been spending on sweets for this troubled young bloke. ...Oh wait.

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	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Now, now, don't be a prat. I know that you two know each other. You just both act like shy little virgins and dance around subjects. Though not all the time, obviously. Guess you'll be holding off on the sweets. But if you are that kinky then you'll probably enjoy the other stuff a whole lot more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:40 am UTC (link)
	..."shy little virgins". Really. But what will my ward say? He'll be so sad about the cessation of his sweet treats. He'd be so sad that I was using his funds to entertain my vices. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Hit a nerve there, eh? Oh I'm sure he'll get over it. He'll probably find something else to entertain him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:43 am UTC (link)
	No, not really. That just seemed like an odd assertion to make. Impossible. What is more entertaining than ~~tormenting~~ me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was quite fitting. Oh a little bit of this and that. But you'll be having your own fun, so you won't mind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:47 am UTC (link)
	~~What the hell does that mean?~~ Why? I feel so unloved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
	She wouldn't even accept the mud! Aww, don't feel that way! After all we're going to help you discover your kinks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:53 am UTC (link)
	The mud? What mud? Oh, no, I remember. That was weird. Maybe she just doesn't like mud. This sounds like a therapy. Although isn't it usually the reverse in that case? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she's just repressed! You should help her open up. What? Having you unlearn your kinks? That wouldn't be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
	~~Yes, because I'd be a good example of...not...wait.~~ I'll keep that in mind. Sounds possibly painful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-04-21 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I sense sarcasm again. SIGH. Though I guess we could do it that if you liked that sort of thing... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-04-21 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Am I making you sad, Mr. Tremlett? :( Damn! You've found me out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)