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Sin (_sin_) wrote,
@ 2012-05-08 17:48:00

Alright, kiddies. Someone, anyone, want to explain this fascination with guns? I’m honestly so damn tired of waking up to the news channel telling me so and so was shot in the face. It’s old, it’s boring, and if we are being completely honest here, guns are for pussies. Wow, you killed someone from across the room, slow fucking clap for you. Do it right, get in nice and close and slice someone open. Stop being so afraid to get your hands dirty. Now if anyone needs me I will be boycotting the news channels until once again someone can do something spectacular to impress me, you know, when they find a nice collection of body parts stored in jars in a basement.

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domdraven
2012-05-08 10:08 pm UTC (link)

You know, I'd love to go back to when there was honor in knives and swords. Swords were well loved things, that were named. It was an honor to have a good sword in your collection, so that should someone challenge your honor you were able to defend the honor of yourself as well as the honor of your lady. If you noticed, when guns came into play? There was a nice big decline in these fights for honor once guns came into play. What honor was there in pacing twelve paces and shooting each other? I'd rather see a bow and arrow used, if you're going to shoot someone. There are no more fights over honor, no more protecting your woman's honor. In this day and age, what it means to defend your woman's honor is that a man called her a whore and then you punched him in the jaw, then if you're like most sissy men out there you end up with your ass being handed to you.

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_sin_
2012-05-08 10:16 pm UTC (link)

I just want to see more creative deaths on the news. Instead of ‘male shot over a 40 ounce’ we could have something like ‘husband ate last cookie so wife eviscerated him, was later found trying to feed intestines to stray dogs.’ Or ‘local campus co-ed impaled on top of memorial statue after giving longtime boyfriend a social disease.’ Make these killings worth the effort.

Why are we caring about the women and their honor? Oh, right because a lot of them play damsel in distress. I think we know where I stand on that one.

Or you get thrown in juvie. *snort* That’s always an option too.

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	domdraven 2012-05-09 12:07 am UTC (link)
	This is why you don't have many friends, you're absolutely nuts. I've been watching the History Channel too much. Please turn the tv off? Let's go to juvie. It sounds like a fun time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dezklein 2012-05-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I am seconding this. That is being extremely funny. I am laughing so very hard. Except that I am her friend, and I am a bit concerned what this is meaning for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I like it that way. I suppose I could. Or, OR I could let you ramble off more facts about women and protecting them. I'll turn it off. I thought he would throw something at you for that. Damn it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	domdraven 2012-05-09 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Tequila. The end. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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