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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-05-25 15:30:00

Fuck off, rain. Nobody wants you.

[Malfoy]
We're still not speaking, but if you could get some cheeky holiday snaps of Bellatrix and Rabastan chilling out by the pool, then I may find it in my heart to forgive you. Wouldn't say no to a picture of your dad, either, but he'll probably send me those himself.

These are my terms.

[Slytherpals minus Draco]
Reckon any shit's going to go down tomorrow night? It's too perfect an opportunity for these wankpuffins to pass up, right?

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	Same Hex pugnacity_ 2018-05-25 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think James Potter is willing to die for it? Pfft. Maybe he's planning on killing Malfoy the same way he killed his own wife. Honestly, these people should be kept in a tank and studied. Draco said he might bring Estella to the wedding tomorrow. I guess the intriguing tidbit won't stay a secret for long. Do you reckon Granger will cry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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beneviolent
2018-05-25 08:40 pm UTC (link)

I think the thought hasn't even crossed his mind. Though he did sacrifice his eldest, and here we are.

Please don't confine him until after the deed's done. That alone would sell hundreds of thousands of magazines.

The devil's in the details, and I'm sure there will be plenty that surface sooner rather than later when it comes to those two. And if Granger knows what's good for her, she'll do a bloody tap dance and find a way out of his grasp entirely, if she hasn't already.

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pugnacity_
2018-05-25 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Yeah. And to our favourite family, no less.

I'm not going to be the one confining them. Unless...do I get a bonus prize if I collect the whole set? Like Chocolate Frog cards?

Estella is squeaky clean, mate. Revoltingly so. As for Granger, I tried reasoning with her, but she's as dunderheaded as Malfoy is on this one. She says they're in love and genuinely seems to believe it.

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm stunned they didn't throw the lot in Azkaban, or even strip away their titles. Or at the very least demote them and take away their properties. You'll get a thirteen carat flawless canary diamond ring. We'll see how in love she is when his wife is having his children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pugnacity_
2018-05-25 10:28 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, that was weird. I suppose there was no actual proof that any of them were involved in Rodolphus' scheming, punishing them all might have appeared tyrannical. Either that or James is just too soft for his own good. Whatever. If they are guilty, then they're bound to make a mistake sooner or later.

Another one? I'll add it to the pile.

Please, I've just had lunch.

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	Same Hex beneviolent 2018-05-25 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Soft. Trying to make a statement, showing he's more merciful than Orion. Pick your poison. Perhaps I'll only splurge for a ten carat diamond, then My deepest apologies. I'll refrain from mentioning Draco's reproductive ability in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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