Fucking bitch in the park threw some fried chicken for my dog. I nearly pushed her in the canal.
Reminder for stupid people: do not give food to other people's pets without asking permission from the owner. Especially food from a grotty little kebab shop.
[Malfoy] Not related to the above story before you ask -- I'm doing something illegal and I want your take on it. No strings or culpability attached. I'd ask Blaise, but I figured a Malfoy would have fewer scruples. You're a dodgy bunch.
Speaking of which, there have been rumours lately. Have you heard?
[Roger] How's that promotion working out for you?
[Neville] Anything interesting happen at the party?