Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
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7:08 pm
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Heading to Texas as the weather sucks out here.
Bunch of freaks. When you all get snowed in and start playing Donner Party re-runs I'll be laughing my ass off.
Get ready for a stampede, fail monkey. That's right. I'm talking to you.
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Saturday, September 26th, 2009
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7:33 pm
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I think I might be getting a little rusty. Gotta practice the clay pigeon shooting a bit more.
Final tally: 25 1/2
Who new that little shit from PR could run so fast. I'd give him a raise if he worked for my side.
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Thursday, September 17th, 2009
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3:10 pm
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Hot diggity damn.
I go slumming with a handful of politicians in Washington for a week and look what I miss.
Relax.
Have a cigar, have ten.
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Monday, September 7th, 2009
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6:31 pm
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Hot damn.
Does anyone else wake up in the morning look in the mirror and think the world's a beautiful place because you exist?
Of course not. You aren't me.
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Saturday, August 29th, 2009
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7:07 pm
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Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
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9:04 am
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Sunday, August 16th, 2009
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12:20 am
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New York, New York, more taxes and banned in restaurants too? That almost stings.
Going to fire the little pissant that planned a corporate retreat to the Hamptons. Kid doesn't have an original thought in his head and that lazy eye of his is distracting.
Where the fuck is my Seltzer? I want to see if I can buy Bora Bora.
And as for the rest of you...why the hell are you all on this tiny piss poor excuse for an island?
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