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Tweak says, "Omae o korosu!"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2016-08-22 11:12:00

Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

[Anti-Marauders]
So, I have a boat. Blaise has a boat. Malfoy, I'm pretty sure you have a boat. If not, why not?

Anyway, who's up for a pirate party? We can sail to France, find ourselves some precious booty -- aka wine -- gather some salty wenches and then have a party on our boats as we sail home. Make the most of the sunshine before we get eleven and a half months of rain, right?

I'm making you all pirate hats as we speak. Theo, you can be the parrot.

[Adrian]
So, I've been going through the list of real estate that House Parkinson owns. Turns out we own forty acres of woodland near Nottingham. Not entirely sure how that came about, but there we are.

Anyway...I had an idea about what to do with it, and I wanted to run it by you. Now, I'm on my seventh glass of rum (BECAUSE I'M A BLOODY PIRATE, OK?), so yeah, this may just be the drink talking. But whatever. I think it's the best idea I've ever had. In my whole life.

Two words. Unicorn. Sanctuary.

Yes? YES. You know it's brilliant.

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gold_cloak
2016-08-22 11:03 am UTC (link)

Between you and Mills, I think that's about as much saltiness as we can take from a couple of wenches.

Can I throw crackers at Theo? Strike that, yeah. I WILL throw crackers at Theo.

[Pans]
Why are you loaded on rum without me? That's the real question, it is.

I have two better words... Quidditch. Pitch.

And you can throw in a couple of unicorns. As long as they don't shit on the grass.

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	Anti Marauders ready_or_nott 2016-08-22 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	What a lovely vacation this will be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	You're a salty parrot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders ready_or_nott 2016-08-22 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yes yes, you're quite hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	This is why we're mates, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders ready_or_nott 2016-08-22 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	True. I suppose at least one person in the group should hold an IQ over 60. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	But you're not smart enough to avoid getting your nose broken, you're not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders ready_or_nott 2016-08-22 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I was smart enough to get my nose broken. If you must look at it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	No. That's not how I look at it at all, I don't. You'll have to explain that one to me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Call me a wench Pucey and you'll see just how salty I can be! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	You mean it gets worse? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I've been on my best behaviour. Aka it could get so much worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	You have been quiet and usually it's impossible not to hear you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	So I'm loud and salty... Can't a girl get some work done and take her brother on a holiday before forcing his slack arse into post-graduation reality? I'll be making up for lost time now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders gold_cloak 2016-08-22 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oi, loud and salty is better than wench, yeah? Get some work done... What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I mean you were spot on. I'll let you live. Four letter word I know. Some of us don't get to fly around for a living though. Speaking of which... I haven't forgotten that loss. HMPF Pucey, HMPF. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Anti Marauders lucabole 2016-08-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	You're a salty wench. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Masochist. It's on Bole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lucabole 2016-08-22 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh, I'm quaking in my robe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lentus 2016-08-22 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Ye of little fucking faith. Keep one eye on your six. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anti Marauders lucabole 2016-08-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Ain't nothing gonna get my six, babe. You keep dreaming. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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pugnacity_
2016-08-23 05:18 am UTC (link)

I'll have you know that I am no wench. I am black-handed Penny, the most fearsome pirate on the English Channel. You'll do well to remember it, Pucey. They say I cut off the testicles of my enemies and then use them to feed my trusty parrot.

[Adrian]
Because I'm in my ~~father's~~ study, going over boring Head of House shit. I found the rum in the desk. Things happened so quickly. I was thinking of you the whole time, I swear...!

Quidditch....? I suppose we do also own a stretch of land in Devonshire that could be used for such things. But I've already promised the woodland to the unicorns. They would be so disappointed if I took it away from them...

Seriously though, you can "borrow" that land in Devon if you wanted to turn it into something. As long as it's not fucking boring. It's just sitting there doing nothing right now.

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gold_cloak
2016-08-23 08:40 am UTC (link)

You're still salty, cutting off a man's balls like that. So salty ~~wench~~.
I always knew ~~Pepe~~ Theo liked diddling another blokes testicles, yeah. They won't be mine because I am your devilishly handsome and incredibly talented first mate, I am!

[Pans]
Oi, if you're serious about the unicorn thing, Pans, why not give it a go, yeah? You have the space and the money, just don't piss it all away on these things. And if you need any help, you know I'm there. Just ask... And maybe follow it up with an offer I won't be able to say no to. We can go look at the place and check out what you need and what you'll have to do. Make a weekend of it. Just you and me. I can take you out on a proper date, I can. See Nottingham during the day, if there's anything to really see. Then take you out to dinner later, yeah?

I don't really need a pitch, no. But I wouldn't mind "borrowing" the air space in Devon if you're willing to let me. Wouldn't mind getting the practise in on my days off and in the off season. I'll pay ya for it, I will. A couple of tickets to a match or a unicorn to add to your sanctuary... The night of your life with a Quidditch star.

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pugnacity_
2016-08-23 09:26 pm UTC (link)

I had you down as more of a cabin boy, Pucey.

[Adrian]
Nottingham is all right, I think? Can't remember. Robin Hood and all that. Rains a lot, but then you're used to that. And even if I'm not serious about the unicorn thing, I think we should go anyway. I want to experience this so-called "proper date". I'm considering this a verbal contract -- you can't get out of it now.

And there's no need to pay me, you dork. Although, I wouldn't say no to either of those things. It's yours for as long as you want it. I'll take you there sometime before operation Pirate Party.

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gold_cloak
2016-08-23 11:22 pm UTC (link)

Well, I'm not a boy... So there goes that plan, Parkinson.

[Pans]
I've only been there once, I have. Not a bad place. There are a couple of places I know of that I think you'll like, yeah. Underground they got a city of caves and nothing goes better with caves than rain. So get used to it. And I'll take ya to Nottingham Castle. You can be the lonely Queen and I'll be Robin Hood. Show you around for the weekend and even work on your unicorn sanctuary idea.

I think I'm all right with being stuck in a verbal contract with you. It'll be nice to actually take you out, yeah. I hate that we can't do this at home, y'know?

That'd be great, it would. I'll take you flying. It'll be fun.

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