My feast day is almost here, cue the time of year I'm impossible to be around, and I have to be peeled off the ceiling on the best of days. I can't help but be excited though! Parades and green and confetti, wheeeeee!

I wish I could go to the parade and bring Ella and Mairead with me. It's safer if I watch it on the telly though. Otherwise I could end up comatose. And that's just...not fun.

You know what IS fun? SHAMROCK SHAKES. LOTS AND LOTS OF SHAMROCK SHAKES.